the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW.
this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game
Still to this day my favorite comic
"Literally no ___ has ever-"
Are you sure, are you really sure? Are you sure you want to say that right now? Are you sure? Think about what you’re about to say for a sec. You sure you wanna just do that? Right now??? right here???Utter those words on behalf of an entire group? Are you really sure?
literally no dog has ever been the preseident
"If you care about your brother you’ll get in this car."
Cersei keeps pedaling